First car you ever owned: a 1962 Ford Falcon with a Mustang Cobra emblem glued to the fender
Favorite candy of all time: Mild Duds
Word you’d like added to the dictionary: To the what???
I secretly have a crush on…. Ms. Puff from Sponge Bob
If you had to apologize for one thing on behalf of all men what would it be? Not really listening
Who was the first girl to break your heart? Ms. Puff from Sponge Bob
I wish I knew how to… Sing
TV show I’d love to guest star on: Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous
What record did you own as a teenager that you’re embarrassed to admit now? Iron Butterfly
If you were lost on a desert island and could take one book, one CD and one outfit, what would they be? The book would be the Bible, the Allman Brothers at Filmore East CD, and I’d wear a space suit
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? A robin, yes the bird
What superpower would you like to have? To be invisible
If you had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room what would it be? “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy”
Thing that’s been in your fridge the longest: My appendix
I never leave home without my… Appendix
I’m totally addicted to… Cop Shows
If I had the day off I’d probably… Sleep
If the TV’s on at 2 in the morning I’m watching… HSN (buying robot vacuums)